Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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