ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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