D3 body, D1 cock
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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