If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
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