no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
