they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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