I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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