pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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