You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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