he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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