Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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