come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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