covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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