Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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