...so i touched it.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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