chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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