She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Welp...herpes.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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