Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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