Need sex. Gaining weight.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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