sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
you inspire me to be a worse person
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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