ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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