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There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?

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How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?

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The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white

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i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.

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(541): View more from Oregon

I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.

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