Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
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