You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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