Buhtt sex?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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