He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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