Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
It was confusing and full of hummus
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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