? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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