i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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