thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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