how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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