We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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