It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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