he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize