Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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