I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
She even gives head with a lisp.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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