the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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