what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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