Quick, to the slutcave!
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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