all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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