We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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