I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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