...so i touched it.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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