i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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