He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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