Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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