do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
