I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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