True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
