you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
