honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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