If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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