If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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