Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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