dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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