That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
