I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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