k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
i need some magic done to my vagina
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
